Cheers $Bodka!

The world's only cryptocurrency fueled by hangovers and a total lack of inhibition.

We are the world's leading Proof-of-(mis)Stake AI project fuelling RWA, web4 gaming, and NFTs. We promise.

Welcome, Comrades!

You have stumbled upon greatness. No - you were chosen. Chosen to bear witness to the future of crypto. A future forged not in labs or spreadsheets, but in the smoky backroom of a bar, after seven shots and one very loud, very emotional rant about missed potential and heroic destinies.

This is BODKA.

A token that does nothing, promises everything, and delivers chaos. You’re not too late. You’re exactly on time. Now pour a drink and shut up - I have things to say.

Why Choose $BODKA?

We're not aimless, we just struggle to aim after 7 shots, so most of our utility's splashed onto our shoes.

Because we all know there's nothing more artificial than Alcoholic Inteligence.

ChatSHIT coming as soon as this hangover goes away.

AI

RWA

We're supporting Real World Alcoholics everywhere by providing endless stories and limited profits that you can take straight to the bar.

Gaming

If by "game" you mean Rizz then we've got alllllll the game! Trust me bro.

Is the Metavese still a thing? Coz if it is we'll be at that ~~open bar~~ Expo too.

NFTs

It can't be non-fungible if it can't be remember.

100% No Fungibles To give.

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BODKA is not a project.

It is an accident, a prophecy, a beautiful mistake wrapped in blockchain.

There is no staking.
No roadmap.
No DeFi.
No utility.

Just vibes.

BODKA was born like all great ideas:
At 2:37 AM, slurred out between a plate of half-eaten dumplings and a half-baked plan to take over the world.

Does it make sense? No.
Does it matter? Also no.

BODKA exists because it had to.
Because the world didn’t ask for it - and that is exactly why it must be given.

Team

Built at 3AM by a group of absolute legends!
Except for Migel, he's a jerk.

Chief Finance Officer

Head of Community

CTO

CEO

HR

Compliance Officer

Blockchain Developer

Webmaster

Ready to Waste Your Life?

Join thousands of others who are about to wake up with a $BODKA buzz!

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Ride The Roadmap

Bodka is a wild ride! The perfect blend of crypto and vodka, it's a party starter that guarantees unforgettable nights and regrettable mornings. Cheers!

Crypto Fan

★★★★★

No Ragrets

There is no whitelist.
There is no Discord.
We forgot the password to the Telegram.
The only gatekeeping here is how well you can hold your drink and your conviction at the same time.
If you’re looking for a project that makes sense - go away.
If you’re looking for a project that makes stories - stay.

The future is uncertain.
The past is blurry.
But tonight… tonight we ride.

BODKA. No purpose. No plan. Only legend.

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